Recent Posts in General Discussion

Oct 28, 2012

Alan 49 284 posts

Topic: General Discussion / Diabetic jokes

A lady diabetic called Rose
Once gave herself the wrong QA dose
From the hypo - she recovered
But in sweat she was smothered
And had a feeling that was very morose.

Feb 12, 2013

jeff korn 1 post

Topic: General Discussion / Diabetic jokes

Hickory dickory dock , I prick my fingers til there hard as a rock , my machine says 252 oh what to do I wish I can dump dis decease of at the next block......

Feb 13, 2013

Warwick 425 posts

Topic: General Discussion / Diabetic jokes

One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish
DAFNE lets me consume a dish
of pasta, rice, muesli or bread
Prior to DAFNE I was off my head

Oct 8, 2013

Matt Hewitt 8 posts

Topic: General Discussion / Diabetic jokes

My wife recently found out she suffers from both diabetes and hay fever.

I have tried to cheer her up by sending gifts, you know; flowers, chocolates.

Nov 10, 2013

Khrisb 1 post

Topic: General Discussion / Diabetic jokes

Very good to the OP's I only got a one liner but it's good....
They say laughter is the best medicine
But for diabetics my doctor recommends insulin

Dec 17, 2013

Matt Hewitt 8 posts

Topic: General Discussion / Diabetic jokes

I recently visited a Diabetes Awareness website. It asked me if I wanted to accept cookies.....

Is this a trick question?

May 9, 2014

Sharon doodle 15 posts

Topic: General Discussion / Diabetic jokes

D-Dose adjustment for normal eating
A-Always there from dawn 'till dusk.
F-Figure out your ratios, hypos- we must stop meeting,
N-Nearly there, carb counting's a must.
E-Eventually we can curb the cheating, and QA we can adjust.

Sep 8, 2015

Alan 49 284 posts

Topic: General Discussion / Diabetic jokes

The new meter called Libre Freestyle
Beats most other meters by a mile
But Abbott hadn't planned
For the enormous demand
So if you want one you'll wait quite a while.

Sep 12, 2015

Emma79 6 posts

Topic: General Discussion / Diabetic jokes

These are all quite lame or am I just a bit disturbed....

My favourite that I ever heard was..

Taking a diabetic into a sweetshop is like taking an alcoholic into an off licence, so much to choose so much regret.....

Oct 28, 2012 Alan 49 284 posts	Topic: General Discussion / Diabetic jokes A lady diabetic called Rose Once gave herself the wrong QA dose From the hypo - she recovered But in sweat she was smothered And had a feeling that was very morose.

Feb 12, 2013 jeff korn 1 post	Topic: General Discussion / Diabetic jokes Hickory dickory dock , I prick my fingers til there hard as a rock , my machine says 252 oh what to do I wish I can dump dis decease of at the next block......

Feb 13, 2013 Warwick 425 posts	Topic: General Discussion / Diabetic jokes One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish DAFNE lets me consume a dish of pasta, rice, muesli or bread Prior to DAFNE I was off my head

Oct 8, 2013 Matt Hewitt 8 posts	Topic: General Discussion / Diabetic jokes My wife recently found out she suffers from both diabetes and hay fever. I have tried to cheer her up by sending gifts, you know; flowers, chocolates.

Nov 10, 2013 Khrisb 1 post	Topic: General Discussion / Diabetic jokes Very good to the OP's I only got a one liner but it's good.... They say laughter is the best medicine But for diabetics my doctor recommends insulin

Dec 17, 2013 Matt Hewitt 8 posts	Topic: General Discussion / Diabetic jokes I recently visited a Diabetes Awareness website. It asked me if I wanted to accept cookies..... Is this a trick question?

May 9, 2014 Sharon doodle 15 posts	Topic: General Discussion / Diabetic jokes D-Dose adjustment for normal eating A-Always there from dawn 'till dusk. F-Figure out your ratios, hypos- we must stop meeting, N-Nearly there, carb counting's a must. E-Eventually we can curb the cheating, and QA we can adjust.

Sep 8, 2015 Alan 49 284 posts	Topic: General Discussion / Diabetic jokes The new meter called Libre Freestyle Beats most other meters by a mile But Abbott hadn't planned For the enormous demand So if you want one you'll wait quite a while.

Sep 12, 2015 Emma79 6 posts	Topic: General Discussion / Diabetic jokes These are all quite lame or am I just a bit disturbed.... My favourite that I ever heard was.. Taking a diabetic into a sweetshop is like taking an alcoholic into an off licence, so much to choose so much regret.....