Diabetic jokes

I recently visited a Diabetes Awareness website. It asked me if I wanted to accept cookies.....

Is this a trick question?

D-Dose adjustment for normal eating
A-Always there from dawn 'till dusk.
F-Figure out your ratios, hypos- we must stop meeting,
N-Nearly there, carb counting's a must.
E-Eventually we can curb the cheating, and QA we can adjust.

The new meter called Libre Freestyle
Beats most other meters by a mile
But Abbott hadn't planned
For the enormous demand
So if you want one you'll wait quite a while.

These are all quite lame or am I just a bit disturbed....

My favourite that I ever heard was..

Taking a diabetic into a sweetshop is like taking an alcoholic into an off licence, so much to choose so much regret.....